the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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