it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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