does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Randomize
