how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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