what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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