"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
wow bdsm is so cute
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