She said her name was "party"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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