I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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