I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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