We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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