i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
