plz talk dirty to me
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
as a side note pls kill me
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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