Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You smell like stripper and shame
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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