Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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