I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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