Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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