I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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