how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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