he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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