so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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