Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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