idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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