Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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