she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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