how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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