Taylor Swift is so right about you.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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