How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
where are you?
Hypothermia
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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