I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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