Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Someone signed my nipple.
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