I showed him my bush... on skype.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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