Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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