your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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