I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
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