Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize