Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
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But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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