so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
We are all done wearing pants today
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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