i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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