i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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