I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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