i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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