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So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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