Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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