Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
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Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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