doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
either way he was missing a nipple.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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