So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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