I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
