I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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