I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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