I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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