We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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