I swear she didn't look like that last week.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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