She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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