The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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